Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Captain colostomy is a wanker, theres no point in beating about the bush (or the meat for that matter). he likes drugs, metal and cheap penis related jokes...He also allegedly once jabbed a rhino horn up his sphincter, but he denies that is true..and then limps away. hi wanted to share this message with all of you: HANG GARY GLITTER!
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Late night in prison, depression set in:
Well i guess this is the end of my career..how can life get worse? i have lost my job as a super hero..and been ass-raped by a fucking penguin..
Meanwhile in the darkest part of scummyville
MUHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! I AM GONNA DESTROY BOGO FOREVER NOW!!
MWUAHAHA! I, Scrutumski the evil leader of squirrel communitations have rebuilt the mighty PAAARP OOO TROOONN!!!
AND BONGO ESCAPES INTO THE NIGHT..away from a future of ass-rape and bad food..
oh sweet christ on a buttplug! i thought youd never rescue me!
IM HERE BONGO! i had to blast the guards! lets go!
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