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| Jesus, there are people on earth who claim that the Republican party is the Christians' political party. Can this be true? I mean, WWJD? | |
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| A fair question my friend. First we must consider my Earthly life and the powers that helped shape it. I was born into a modest family and raised in an area equivilant to modern day "dog patch". | |
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| I was known to pay my taxes, and taught others to do so - without chiding the collectors. I encouraged peace instead of violence. I preached the virtue of the common mans rightful inheritance. | |
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| My reformist teachings were an afront to the establishment, and the very same went outside the law to have me eliminated. In the end I purposely died a penniless martyr. | |
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| So they're wrong, aren't they. | |
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| Hey, they're just Republicans, and I'm a forgiving fellow. | |
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