All comics by chlorph

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-09-03
i have a hole in my sock i almost sneezed just now	i found a louse down there but i didn't	I'm not feeling myself these days. Want some formula?

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-09-03
Notice anything different? You smell like socks.	I bleached the hair on my arms. Are you still talking to me?	You're less hateful these days. You still bother me.

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-09-03
There are, like, no guys in this town. I left my Gameboy at home.	The good ones are all married. I knew I was forgetting something.	Have you ever touched my boobs? Damn, I forgot my point card, too.

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-09-03
I got SO wasted on helium last night. balloons..	Then my mate peed her pants. ..sprinkles..	We stripped to our bras and had a pillowfight. ..pie

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-19-03
I think I'm under surveillance. Sometimes I wonder if I'm really human.	I saw a strange vehicle parked across the street. I saw a strange aircraft hovering over my barn.	I think the telephone company has got my number. That's why mine is unlisted.

 

Nakama by chlorph 8-19-03
Sometimes I want to do something crazy. We could go to the mall and run down the up escalator.	I read that 17,100 people are injured by escalators in the US each year. That's propaganda cooked up by the Anti-establishment to accelerate the revolution.	Want to get our uvulas pierced? I spent all my allowance calling my Psychic Friends.

 

Nakama in Show Low, Arizona by chlorph 9-11-03
And shirt tags that don't have Spanish instructions. This woman is a fox.	And men who scratch their nuts while they're playing Civilization III. Fog. I hate fog.	And another thing I don't like is snakes. You WERE a snake in a previous life. You called yourself Hegnafloss and you were the terror of Show Low, Arizona.

 

Nakama - The Art of Diplomacy by chlorph 12-07-05
I left work early because of the lies about me. They say I'm gay. They say I'm addicted to pistachios. They say my hair color isn't real. They say all I do is play video games and eat pistachios. Specifically "Roller Coaster Tycoon."	I heard this rumor that last year my daughter eloped with an Arabian prince, and that his other two wives were ostriches. How do they come up with this stuff? The version I heard, they were fish.	Lies! Last year when I was out with malaria, they said I was having a sex change. I even heard that Hitler was my uncle! Anyway. How did you find me out here? There's a trail of pistachio shells all the way from the parking lot.

 

Nakama in Paradise by chlorph 12-07-05
We're almost to this Irish pub. It's pricey, but I heard they have the best mushy peas. What? I can't understand a word you're saying.	I've been to this rotten town more times than I can count. It's supposed to be paradise or something, but I'm SO over it. I know. Nobody speaks English here.	Fancy a swift one? They're supposed to have live nudes. As long as there's time for shopping. I have to hit Bath & Body Works before we leave.

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