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I swim like an octopus.
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by chlorph
I left work early because of the lies about me. They say I'm gay. They say I'm addicted to pistachios. They say my hair color isn't real. They say all I do is play video games and eat pistachios.
Specifically "Roller Coaster Tycoon."
I heard this rumor that last year my daughter eloped with an Arabian prince, and that his other two wives were ostriches. How do they come up with this stuff?
The version I heard, they were fish.
Lies! Last year when I was out with malaria, they said I was having a sex change. I even heard that Hitler was my uncle! Anyway. How did you find me out here?
There's a trail of pistachio shells all the way from the parking lot.
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