Batman Beats Up Own Mother: News at Eleven

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 23, 2008

Yesterday
Christain Bale was arrested last night for assault on his own mother.
Investigators are looking into the bases of these charges.
Two days ago
Mrs. Bale, what did you think of the new Batman movie?
I loved it! Especially when he whooped the ass of that clown with the smeared make-up.
Last Friday
Christain, honey? Have you seen that sex tape we made last night?