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'ello 'ello 'ello! What's all this then?

I don't know what you mean officer!

Well, judging by that armful of cash, you've either just sold your website to Google or you've been counterfeiting money!

Ooh, that's a vicious lie! I wouldn't know the first thing about forgery.

You don't look like a dotcom millionaire to me, so you must be a forger. I fine you £500!

It's a fair cop. Do you have change for a £600 note?