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Two Hundred Sarcasms
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cpausti
10-19-05
Have you ever seen those new Target commercials?
They have that song, "Say something new, say something new, about you..."
Because when you're introducing yourself to someone, the best new thing to say is "I bought these pants at Target!"
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