All comics by crm

 

by crm
1-08-01
So.
Yes, sir?
Are you going to serve me or not?
No. You will have to do it yourself, sir.
Fuck, I'm never gonna buy a robot from IKEA again.
Very well, sir.

 

by crm
1-08-01
Ok. The joke is starting to wear thin now.
I'm telling you, this isn't funny anymore.
Get me down from here or I'm gonna get my dad to kick your ass.

 

by crm
1-08-01
Tim, a confused Back Street Boys listening kid, is visiting the clown at the mall.
Who are you trying to look like anyway?
John Wayne Gacy.
Wasn't he like a serial killer?
Yes.
Sick.
But he used to dress like a clown.

 

by crm
1-08-01
At a robot cocktail party.
Interesting idea... Maybe we can discuss it over a lunch?
Sure.
Can I get your business card?
No.
Why not?
I'm a robot. I don't have any pockets, you idiot.

 

by crm
1-08-01
Jim is as usual trying to pick up somebody at a party using the famous "let her talk"-strategy.
...and then I said bla bla bla and then SHE said bla bla and you should have seen the look on her face bla bla bla
Hmm... I wonder how big my chances are of scoring. She's smiling, that's a good sign. She has nice teeth, too.
...and I asked her bla bla bla she said bla bla and God, was that ironic bla bla bla while he had seen her bla bla bla. Isn't that funny?
I wonder how often she smiles. Maybe she grins at guys all the time? Yeah, she probably sleeps around. With ugly guys. In fact, she's probably happy to have found a handsome guy like me for a change.
You look like a turd.

 

by crm
1-08-01
A day in the forrest.
I forgot to put on my make-up this morning.
Really? I couldn't tell.
I know, that's the biggest perk for us bugs.
That, and all the free anal sex, of course.

 

by crm
1-08-01
The next day in the forrest.
Last week I saw a sign that said 'Anal sex $50'
Really? That's cheap.
I know. So I paid the fifty bucks.
So, did you like it?
Nah. It hurt like hell.

 

by crm
1-08-01
Yet another day in the forrest.
I have to start working out soon. I look like shit.
No you don't, you look exactly like me.
And the last time you got some anal sex was...?
Good point.

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