Cthulhu's Date

Author: cyclometricus

Date: January 27, 2003

by cyclometricus
1-27-03
After weeks of indecision, Cthulhu finally gathers the courage to ask Susie Gunderson to the prom.
Susie, your beauty is greater than all that I have seen through millennia. I can offer you power and wealth! Something that even the captain of the football team lacks.
Mitch owns a Mustang. Do you own a mustang?
No.