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| Hey...today is the first day of Hanukkah! Hooray! | |
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| SO? This is Christmas for millions of jews around the world! | |
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| Why do you care? You're not jewish? | |
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| Well...I wasn't gonna tell you, but I converted last month. Mozeltof! | |
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| Grrrrreat. So you are one of those fake Sammy Davis Jr. jews now, eh? Go eat some matzo ball soup, ya one-eyed traitor. | |
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