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OLD GUY WALKS IN A MUSIC STORE and realizes he is old

by daddydoright
1-01-06

SUPER COOL MUSIC STORE on the left the clerk, on the right the customer


	Oh fuckin great! Another factory neanderthal slob wanting to be cool so he comes into our temple of music.


	Wow! I haven't been to a record store in along time! Is this what cool is now? I've been working so hard for that last dozen years I haven't spent any time or money on myself.


	Oh geez! The fucking psycho is staring at me! Never make eye contact with a alpha gorilla they can get violet if they feel provoked!


	Is this guy ignoring me being an asshole?! Or is he just so cool, being busy in his own thoughts of music that I don't know anything about because I've been so busy working trying to get ahead?


	Yah! The old cold shoulder routine works everytime! Now he will buy a dozen CDs' to show he is not old and go home content not to come back here for a couple more years.


	I know what I'll do!!! I will buy a shitload of music here! Even though the wife will be mad. And that way I will show this dude I'm still cool.

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