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MCPIMP dispatched to unprofitable ghetto MCDONALD'S STORE

by daddydoright
3-18-06

MCDONALDS REGIONAL CORPORTATE OFFICES


	I see francise 611 numbers are down. It's located in a predominatly black lower income sector. Our records say customer satifaction is rated 'sub standard', employee performance 'below average'.


	I know the type of store well! What we need is a McPIMP! A big take charge ghetto blackman to whip those girls into shape! Get On It! NOW!!

hardcore ghetto McDonalds


	YEEEOHHHH!!! GIRL!! YOU BETTAH START A STEPPIN CAUSE WE NEEDZ THEM ORDERZ, NOW!!


	(quiet perspiration, the intensity of someone trying to move fast but has never done so before and doesn't really know how)

two weeks later


	(speaking to all workers) "COME ON Y'ALL!! WE GOT ORDERS WAITIN AT THE WIN-DOWWWHH!!"


	Wow I didn't even know it was possible to move this fast!

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