"Hey there everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wrote a new tune. And I'd like to play it for ya!!!!" (begins playing music)
(sings) "Ohhhhh!!!!!! I may be stupid but I got three kids!!!!!!!!! I may be stupid but I got three kids!!!
(putting real feeling into it) " OHHHH!!!!!!! I MAY-BE STUUUUU PIDDDDD!! BUT...................." (bends note on guitar with distortion) ".....................I GOT THREE KIDSS!!!!"