"Hi everybody!!!!!!!!!! I got a new song I'd like to sing for ya tonight! And here it is!" (begins playing guitar)
(sings) " I May Be Stupid But I'm Better Than You!!!!!!! I May Be Stupid But I'm Better Than You!!!!!
(with real intensity) "OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I MAY BE STUUUUUU....PIDDDDDDDDD!" (holds note) "BUT....." (holds note) "......I'M BETTER THAN YOUU!!!" (big guitar distortion finish!)