"Hi there! I wrote a new song and I don't give a FUCK!! If you don't like it!" (begins playing guitar)
(yelling) "Yaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I May Be A Criminal But I'm Better Than You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alrighttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! I May Be A Criminal But I'm Better Than You!!!"
(screaming) "FUCKKK!!!!!!! YAHHHH!!! I MAY BE A CRIMINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! BUT.........." (holds guitar note with crazy distortion) "....I'M BETTTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" (huge guitar finish!)
