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Rachel, a young idealistic girl, searches for love and acceptance in the arms of a stranger.
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| Why won't you love me, Jon? | |
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| Because Game Informer only gave you a 6.2...why SHOULD I love you, oh Skinny Nude One? | |
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But the poor girl fails to fully comprehend the male psyche, which is about the size of a walnut.
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| Uh...because...I'm super hot, and nice and stuff? | |
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| Nah, that doesn't really cut it...I mean, even Wario Tetris got a 7.4... | |
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Giving up on love, young Rachel decides to use the foolproof female approach to nailing the Alpha Male: the Pity Card.
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| Well...what about...because I lead this horrible double life where my father beats me and my grandparents die in freak accidents and I get thrown down stairs and never eat? | |
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| Ooh, you HAD to play the poor-little-rich-girl card... | |
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