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Andy, a young man with a head full of dreams, decides to enlist in the military.
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| My own life is meaningless, so I have chosen to devote it to serving and saving others less fortunate than myself. That is why I have decided to join your illustrious military organization. | |
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| Fool boy, who ever heard of a fool helping people? You're here to become a KILLING MACHINE, like in Con-Air! | |
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Sadly, his dreams are instantly dashed to the rocks. Oh cruel world!
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| What? You mean...KILLING people? | |
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| Thats right boy...and just wait til you finish Boot Camp! Then we'll give you a big shiny gun. | |
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With his dreams trampled into the dirt, Andy turns to homosexualism as his only source of respite.
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| I'll show YOU a big shiny gun... | |
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