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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Extreme Ops 2: Snowmobile Carnage

by deucepm
12-02-02


	Now, mine sociopathic pals, I tell you ze plan. Ze Nazis are planning to hijack ein shipment of teddy bears meant for poor innocent Baptist children in Kentucky. Ve must stop za hijack!


	Oooh, hijacking a hijack. I love this. Can we use snowmobiles?


	No. Here is plan. Ve set up roadblock two miles outside of Santa's workshop. Ven Nazis attempt to make it to rendezvous point, ve pick zem off from a distance mit rifles!


	But...but we could just roar out of the woods on snowmobiles, Uzis blazing, like modern Vikings, bringing painful death! Blood would steam on the snow in our tracks!


	Look, ve are not using ze snowmobiles, all right? Just stick to ze plan!


	Look, you Nazi transvestite prick, I'm only here because I have a chip in my head! I DESERVE SNOWMOBILE CARNAGE!

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