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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Pulling Hen's Teeth

by deucepm
10-07-02

The first time it happened, it was annoying.


	Hello, Verizon? Internet no work. Make Internet be on now.


	Oh, I am sorry, sir. We'll turn it back on right away, just a little mix-up on our end...

The second time, I chalked it up to incompetence.


	Verizon? You said my DSL would be turned back on. Why do you fill my house with lies?


	Sorry, sorry, yet another mix-up. Here you go.

Three times equals conspiracy.


	WHO ARE YOU WITH? NSA? The Directorate? WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?


	We'll turn your DSL back on, but first there's a little job we want you to do. You'll find the rifle in the back of your car. Remember: The woods are lovely, dark and deep...

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