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by dino5
1-27-03
And The Lovely Couple Fights Once Again
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU ARE A LAZY SCUM!
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FUCKING GET A JOB!!!
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SAY SOMETHING!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
Oh, nothing...

 

by dino5
1-27-03
One boring night...
Hey Dude, This loser in chat thinks he can end me.
5h0w h1m J00r Phr34k H4x00rz Sk1ll5!
The hack talk persues...
He says I'm dead.
1 W0nd3r Wh0 H3 15.
And on the other end
Death Awaits you.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Somewhere, In Some Park.
HEEEEY!!! BUUUUDDY!!!
No.
Why not?
If I wanted a butt in my mouth, I'd turn gay.
I stink.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Try Number 1
Hey there, wanna have sex?
Eat me.
Try Number 45
Hey there...
Fuck off.
Try Number 67433
SCORE!!!!
Zzz...

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Christmas Morning
Here you go little girl, Merry Christmas
I want more fucking presents!
That'll teach the bitch.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Motion Sickness Night Club
This place ROCKS, so many girls here.
Hello, would you like to dance?
NO!
Sorry, you must have missunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Battlefeild
Captain, WHY are you waving the enemy flag?
Is that what this is? Oh.
OK... Anyway, where are the special troops you trained to help us win?
Over there...
Over there
Uhhhhh, WTF?

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Lets see... Step 69, Nail on boosters.
Ok, got my hammer and nail..
Oops, I think.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Deep Under The Ocean
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
FINE, I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
I'll show her, I'll go live somewhere else...
Hi, would you like to be my new fish-mate?
Hi, No. Would you like to call 911?

 

by dino5
1-27-03
In Heaven
I am here Jesus, how may I help?
Fear not, my friend. Good will overcome evil once and for all. You must end the devil. Go now, and good luck.
The Fight Breaks Out..
And The Winner Is..
I'm sorry, I lost. The Devil turned me into what I am most afraid of...
HAHAHA!! YOU ARE AFRAID OF RABBITS IN DRAG? HAHAHA!!! A LOSER IS YOU!!

 

by dino5
1-27-03
One Monday Morning
Dad, I don't feel good, can I skip school?
Well honey, you do look a little green.
Few Seconds Later..
Maybe that's because I AM green, and maybe because we are rejects cast aside by society and sent to some unknown world with all the other non-humans?
Go to school!
Later That Day, At School.
I need to learn when to keep my mouth shut...

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Noon time
Hahaha, I just called 911, and told them my mom got shot.
4:00pm. Cops would have arrived sooner had there not been a Dunkin' Donuts on the way to the scene
Sir, you broke the law. You will now go to jail.
Fuck dude, can't you take a joke?
In Jail
No no no no no no no....
Howdy, Cell Mate!

 

by dino5
1-27-03
So... We are the last two humans alive. Would you like to have sex to keep mankind going?
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...
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I think I'll be going now...

 

by dino5
1-27-03
BRRR!!! It's so cold out....
I can't feel my body. Sooooo cold...
Being a SnowMan sucks.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Flight #69 falls to it's doom after hitting another plane
AHHH!!! PLANE CRASHING!!! GONNA DIE!!! AHHH!!
I'm scared!
SHUT UP!!! GONNA DIE, CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, AHHHHH!!!
Oh no! Ah, I'm falling!
WOAW! PANTIES!!

 

by dino5
1-27-03
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches.

 

by dino5
1-27-03
Hey dude, I was just thinking, and do you like believe in aliens and stuff?
Uhhh....
Well, do you?
Are you BLIND, or something?
Yes
Oh.

 

by dino5
11-14-03
One Boring Night In Some Odd Room
Hi
Dude, I was just thinking how much I rule.
You bought an N-Gage didn't you?
Why yes I did...
A moment later...
Ouch

 

by dino5
9-23-04
In Some City No One Cares About
I love being a ghost...
I make people so scared they pee their pants. Watch!
BOO!!!!!
Get a life, you loser.

 

by dino5
9-23-04
In Heaven
I'm bored, who shall I kill?
Back On Earth
Blah blah blah, amen.
AHHHHHH!!!!!
Few Seconds Later
The hell?
OMGWTFLOLBBQ! That was fun!

 

by dino5
9-23-04
In The Kitchen
Today, me and my monkey are going to space. Just as soon as we finish eating.
ee e e eee e ee
A Few Hours Later...
Are we there yet?
e eee ee e e ee
On The Moon
Oh SHIT, I left the stove on!!!
eee e e e e ee

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Hey baby, want to make love?
O.K., but take my clothes off in the dark. It's my first time.
Wow, your clothes are hard to remove. Your shirt is tight. Does this bra have a release button? I think your zipper is stuck.
SHIT!
Uhhhh, I think you removed too much...

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Late One Night In A Chatroom
hi, u hott?
yes. get naked on cam 4 me. ur the hottest gurl eva
dont tell any1. ill get in big trouble
u can trust me
A Few Hours Later
Today's top story, local girl bares all on her computer. We'll have pictures within the hour. Now, here's Nick with the weather.

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Line Killers
That'll be $23.32, please.
All I have are pennies, is that O.K.?
Annoying Brats
Why is your hair green? Is that a tattoo? Did it hurt? Do you worship the devil? Are you tired? You look tired. Is it because you drink too much? Mom says drinking is bad.
Kill me now.
Wannabe Chickens Who Cross The Road

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Freeze rabbit! You'll be dinner tonight!
Censored
Fucker.

 

by dino5
10-07-04
No more war! Love all people! No more war! Honk for peace!
Hello, how are you doing?
Oh shit! I don't want to die!
Say no to immigration! Keep the Arabs out!

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Late One Saturday Night
Die you stupid, evil monkey bastards from outer space!
The Next Day
Die you stupid, evil monkey bastard from outer space!
And so the innocent monkey is slaughtered. All because of video games.

 

by dino5
10-07-04
Butch: Age 5
Let's see what is on T.V.
A Random Children's Show
Sharing is caring, kids.
Darn tootin' it is!
Butch: Age 20
You killed 40 people in 2 years? You'll be in here a long time, buddy. I guess you should hand over the axe now.

 

by dino5
10-08-04
World War X
Sir, we are the last two left alive. We must rescue the hostage, the mission depends on it. The life of the hostage is in our hands.
You distact them so I can run around the bunker, and enter the building through the South door. I'll bring the hostage back the same way.
We don't have much time. Any questions?
Can I use the bathroom first?

 

by dino5
10-08-04
Moo moo, oh yes, YES! MOO MOO MOO MOO, OH OH OH OH OH! MOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hey Frank, what are you doing on the computer? You know we have to finish this report by 5:00, or we are both fired.
Uh... uh... uh.... checking the uh weather?
www.milk.com? FRANK! NO MORE PORN!

 

by dino5
10-08-04
Fatty's: 3:51pm
Welcome to Fatty's, may I take your order?
Ah yes. May I please have one fatty burger and a large fries? Thank you.
Fatty's: 3:52pm
We're out of fries.
WHAT!?!?!?!?
The World: 4:02pm

 

by dino5
10-08-04
The Gates of Heaven
Son, you have lived a life of sin. Why should I let you into Heaven?
You gotta let me in. If I go to Hell, my beer will get warm.
WRONG ANSWER! To Hell you go!
Hell
It's hot here, do you mind if I take off the rest of my clothes?
Sweeeet!

 

by dino5
1-05-07
At The Doctor's Office
Thank you for coming in for a STD test, Jesus.
No problem.
You have chlamydia, Jesus. You're going to die, again.
Shit!
Back At The Farm
I thought I told you to wear a condom? FUCK!
BAA

 

It says It All
by dino5, 1-05-07

 

by dino5
1-06-07
Downtown, NY
So, Timmy. I'm Peter from the Make A Wish Foundation. What is your last wish?
I'd really like to see a tall building fall down.
Meanwhile, On Flight #175
We don't need no water, let the mutha fucker burn!
Back In N.Y.
How about TWO tall buildings?

 

by dino5
1-06-07
I'm here to put out the fire, Ma'am.
My baby is inside, please hurry!
It's hot in here. I better get some ass for this.
Here's your stupid baby.
YOU IDIOT! I meant my real baby! My poor son!!!

 

by dino5
1-06-07
Hi. I'm Katie with local news. A fireman was suspended yesterday for allowing a baby to die while he saved a cat.
AND CUT! That's a wrap!
Suspended? I would have done the same thing. Did you see how ugly the mother was? All he did was put the baby out of it's misery. He did it a favor!
Uhhhh... Katie.... You're still on the air....
B-B-B-U-T, you said "cut"!
Ah, yes. Sorry. I was telling the new intern to cut me some pie. I then showed her what a wrap looks like. It's chicken, want one?

 

by dino5
1-06-07
Somewhere In Space
We need a new planet to destroy.
We could destroy Earth.
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
So seriously, what planet can we destroy? One that hasn't already destroyed itself.

 

by dino5
1-06-07
Thursday, 9:00am
But, I don't want to move... I like it here, with you.
Don't worry, Hunny. You'll like the new town.
Friday, 2:30pm
See, baby? It's so much nicer here.
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Friday, 4:02pm
NOOOO!! DEAR JESUS, WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?? Why did you have to melt...

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