Heaven Or Hell?

Author: dino5

Date: October 8, 2004

by dino5
10-08-04
The Gates of Heaven
Son, you have lived a life of sin. Why should I let you into Heaven?
You gotta let me in. If I go to Hell, my beer will get warm.
WRONG ANSWER! To Hell you go!
Hell
It's hot here, do you mind if I take off the rest of my clothes?
Sweeeet!