Dude... I just got back from a three week vacation in Maui!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... Do you remember the Brady Bunch epsiode where Greg took the tiki idol and it brought him bad luck? Well, I took one myself, and what happens to you is worse than depicted in that epsiode!
What do you mean?
What do I mean..? Just look at me, you @%#& idiot!
