So, there I was at my 40th birthday party, with my eyes closed...
Groovy!
...when someone yelled, "Open your eyes!" Right there in front of me was the most beautiful, three-layered, chocolate cake, alit with flaming candles... It was a great surprise!
Wow! Then, what happened?
Well, me being a fire-fighting robot, progammed to put out any and all fires, naturally, I pee'd all the cake!