Dude... I took my girl last night to go see one of those movies up for an Academy Award. Y'know, the one that's supposed to be about wine tasting...
Groovy!
Uh, not so "groovy"... After the opening credits, there was nothing but non-stop sex. (Which I didn't mind!) But, when they got to the butt-fucking scene, my girlfriend slapped my face and ran out!
Butt-fucking scene? Hmmm... That doesn't sound right. Are you sure you were watching "Sideways"?
"Sideways"?! Oh, shit! I took her to see "SLIDEways"!!
