Dude... For the first time, in a long time, I feel totally free! No anxiety! No thoughts of regret! Nothing!!
Groovy!
Oh, Jesus! Why am I feeling this way. This just is not me. What's really happening? Life certainly can't be this carefree. I've got to think this through. Think, boy, think!! THINK!!!!
Whoa, dude, relax! You're taking this way too seriously! You need to lighten up before you-
-explode! Oh, well... I wonder what's playing down at the Porn Palace...
