Okay... Let's go through your statement one more time for accuracy...
Groovy!
"...handcuffs, pepper spray, nightstick, lipstick, panty hose, dress, wig, leg wax, stilettos, donuts, coffee." What the-?
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Ah, fuck! This is my list for tonight's stakeout! Now I gotta go back to the station and grab your file. Fuck! Wait here. Fuck! Fuck! I'll be back. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! F-U-C-K!!!