...so, I hope you now understand why I zapped you a few panels ago for that lame-ass joke about me being "cross". It's not nice to make fun of Christianity! But, all is forgiven, my son...
Groovy!
Besides, I tell the best religious jokes! For example: Did you hear the one about my Father and the Holy Spirit walking into a bar?
No... Tell me!
OUCH!
God must have woke up on the wrong side of heaven this morning...