Dude! I just went to Fry's and had their computer tech give me the once-over, and, boy, do I feel great!
Groovy!
He repaired a glitch in my hard drive, so now when I get sexually excited, I don't freeze up! I can now finish the story about that fem-bot I met at Circuit City...
Coolio!
As you might recall, she had a huge set of ****! I took her back to my place and she showed me her *****, and preceded to **** my ****! Then, I ****** the **** out of her!! Then, I **** on her face!
Hmmm... Seems the tech forgot to turn off your "obscenity filter"...
