Dude... Remember that cute, little Persian girl I've been dating? Last night she took me to meet her mother...
Groovy!
Uh, not so "groovy"... I tried speaking some Farsi that my friend Kian taught me a few months back to her mom, and she slapped me! I guess she wasn't impressed...
Man... That sucks!
(Persian swear words courtesy of Swearsaurus.com)
That's not the worst of it! Today, my girlfriend dumped me, and her brother tried to cut off my nuts! Just what does "kiram tu kunet, jendeh" mean?
