...and if you listen very hard, you can hear the little fairies singing to you...
Groovy!
Anyhoo... The real reason I'm here is I'm collecting old clothing for my church. Would you be so kind to donate so that you can brighten the day of someone less fortunate than you, my friend?
Uh, I'd like to, but I really don't have any old clothes that I could spare...
YOU BETTER FIND SOME @#$% CLOTHES TO DONATE TO MY @$#% CHURCH BEFORE I CUT OFF YOUR $#%@ NUTS, &%@# FACE!!
Okay! Okay! I'll take look... (Sheeesshhh! What a grouch!)
