...so, that's why you may consider protecting yourself against Vaginal Yeast Overgrowth, a.k.a. VYO....
Groovy!
Anyhoo... You wanna here something funny that happened this morning? I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say to her, "Please, pass the sugar, sweetheart."
So... What did you actually say?
"You screwed up my life, you stupid bitch!" [pause] Can I stay at your place tonight?
Fuck you, assho- (oops!) I mean, sure! I'll go grab the roll away bed...
