Dude... Guess who finally died? What a horrible tragedy! Well, I'm going to take action and try to turn this terrible event into a positive, learning experience for all of us!
Groovy!
I propose a week of national mourning, along with a cross-country viewing of the corpse, culminating in a parade in Washington, D.C.! Maybe, even erect a commemorative statue...
I like it! What a great way to honor Terri Shiavo...
Terri who..? I was talking about Johnnie Cochran!
Johnnie Cochran? Whaaaaaaaat?? Well, I guess "if it doesn't fit", then I must go take a shit! Late...
