...so, then someone yelled, "Duck!" I turned to say, "No shit!", and that's when the golf ball hit me! Luckily, I just had my bill texture coated, so it left no mark...
Groovy!
There's just one thing I don't understand about that whole incident...
What's that?
Why the #%$@ were those assholes hitting golf balls off the end of that @%#$ cruise ship in the first place?!
How the @%#$ would I know? Go ask Kathy Lee Gifford!
