...then, he tried to kiss me on the cheek! So, I gave that homo a hard knee to his nuts. Word got back to Pilot, and that's really how I ended up on this cross...
Groovy!
Any other questions, my son?
Did you know that the Pope is dying?
Yes, I do... And, boy is he in for a BIG surprise once I get a hold of his ass!
Hmmm... Let me guess: "Though shall not try to cover up child molestation committed by Priests."