So, there I was at the '72 Olympics in Munich, Germany. I was on my final toss in the hammer-throw event, needing only 88.5 meters to win the gold...
Groovy!
I reached deep-down, summoned all my strength... I threw that fucker 135 meters!!
You won the gold!
No! The field judge gave me a foot-fault, and I finished fourth! So, I went out and terrorized the local village, as the people shouted, "Frankenstein! Gefurht! Frankenstien! Gefuhrt!"
Okay... I think we've run the full spectrum of jokes for "Red Robot" guy... Next?!