...sho, I'm at the shupermarket yeshterday [hic], and there's a woman in front of me in the checkout line [BURP!] with a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, lettuce, and a can of tuna... [hic]
Groovy!
I could [hic] tell she was not married... BRAPPPPPP!!
How? Because of the type of food she was buying?
No... Because she was fucking ugly! [BARF!}
Hmmm... I think I'll go hang out at the supermarket. Maybe, that woman is desperate enough to sleep with a French-looking fag-boy...
