I feel the need to confess something to you, my son...
Groovy!
After the spectacle I've been watching on TV the last couple of days, my faith has been shaken. What I once thought was a powerful "institution", has now started to crumble right before our eyes...
Please, feel free to express your true feelings, daddy-o!
Tiger Woods sucks!
Speaking of which, I think I'll go home and "Masters"-bate...
