So... I guess I got "semi" good news from my doctor today regarding my wife's illness...
Groovy!
He says he's narrowed her disease down to either AIDS or Alzheimer's. Obviously, I told the doctor I had to know for sure...
Well... What did he say to that?
He told me to take her to the supermarket and drop her off, and if she finds her way back home, don't fuck her!
Hmmm... That means if she shows up on my doorstep, I can sleep with her and no one will know because she'll forget! Yesssss! I just may get laid this century yet...
