Sure... We priests do get to have time to ourselves. For example, last night I stayed in my room and watched TV...
Groovy!
...and, while I was flipping through channels, I came a across an ad for "Girl's Gone Wild". I couldn't believe the debauchery and degradation going on in those videos! Unbelievable!!
So... Are you looking to put an end to that sinful activity?
Hell no! I want to get in on it!
Hmmm... With that string of beads around his neck, it looks like he already has...
