...so, then a says to moms, "Nipple, shmipple! I want the WHOLE teat!!"
Groovy!
Say, uncle... Can you tell me about the "birds and bees"?
Uh, aren't you a little young to be learning about sex?
Dude... I already know about that stuff. I see moms and "Uncle" Charlie doing it all the time! I need your help with a biology paper that's due on Wednesday...
