Hi! I'm the symbol for the Republican Party, a.k.a. GOP... I'm here to explain the photograph circulating of "W" and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia holding hands at Bush's Texas ranch...
Groovy!
Though this behavior may seem strange, almost homosexual, in American society, it is natural and common place in Middle Eastern cultures...
So, then the President was just trying to make the prince feel at home here?
Exactly! It's not like "W' was sucking his dick, or anything like that...
Of course not! He apparently saves that for the President of Mexico...
