Presidente Bush and I are here at the U.S./Mexico border to announce we have come to an accord on the crossing of my people into Atzlan- uh, California...
Okay, let's hear this "caca de toro"...
We have developed a programa that we call, "Mira en la Otra Direccion", a.k.a. "Look the Other Way"... I will now turn the mike over to mi bitchito, Presidente Bush..
"The quick, brown Fox jumped over the lazy Bush."
Grassy-ass, President Fox! Now that we've settled the problem of illegal imigranation, we must work on privamatizing Social Security...
