Dude... Let me tell you about my weekend in San Francisco...
Groovy!
I wish! First, I dropped my wallet, so I kicked it across the Bay Bridge into Oakland before bending over to pick it up, just to be safe from the you-know-whos. While in Oakland, I got robbed!
That's horrible!
It get's worse. Not only did they take my wallet, but all my clothes, too. So, I had to go back to San Fran naked! And, when I got there, I was butt-fucked by a gang of interior designers!
Sorry to hear you had such a bad time... (Hmmm. Maybe, I should go up to the Bay Area and see if I get "lucky", also...)
