Welcome to the premiere of "Groovy! The Movie". That funny black guy from the old "7 Up Yours" commercials couldn't be here tonight, so, I'll be your host...
Groovy!
Before we start the film, are there any questions from the audience I may answer?
Yeah... Why does the main charcter die at the end of the movie?
Way to spoil the surprise, French-looking fag-boy!
