"...side effects include cramping, stomache aches, irritable bowels, anal bleeding, and major spotting of undergarments. But, atleast you'll won't have corn in your stools..."
Groovy!
"We now return to the news... Today, the 9th Circuit Federal Court ruled that the INS overstepped it's duty by actually arresting and detaining persons deemed to be in the U.S. illegally..."
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"All the agents involved were summarily fired, and had their pensions revoked. Additionally, all 53 captured illegals were granted instant citizenship, and given forty acres and a burro..."
