...so, then I went to the local whorehouse, (arrrgghhh!) and had the hooker "shiver me timber", if you know what I mean...
Groovy!
Anyhoo... I just saw a movie about a one-armed baseball player from the 1940's. (Arrrgghhh!) He was able to do everything else a normal player could, except for one thing...
What's that?
Hold a bat, and scratch his nuts at the same time! ARRRGGGHHHH!
I think I'll refrain from saying the obvious "whacking off" punchline...
