I JUST WON THE NORTH CAROLINA 2005 STATEWIDE HOLLERING CONTEST!!
Groovy!
I'VE WON THE CONTEST FOUR OUT OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS! I FIGGER IF I WIN IT SIX MORE TIMES, NIKE MIGHT GIVE ME AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL! THAT'S IF MY LARYNX DOESN'T BLOW UP BEFORE THAT, OF COURSE!!
