...then, I shays to the usher, [hic] "Don't be shilly! I don't bend that way!" [BELCH!]
Groovy!
Sho, the network [burp] turned down my idea for a new [hic] reality show involving drinking games like [hic] "quarters", "bullshit", and [burp] "drink, motherfucker-fucker-fucker, drink!" [BRAAAPP!!]
Well, gee golly! That, uh, sounds like it would have been a good idea for a show... What were you going to call it..?
"Beer Factor"! [RALPH!!]
Hmmm... Maybe, I'll create a reality show about makeup, and call it "Max Factor"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [snort]
