Dude... I've got some great news! You know how I've always wanted to be in movies? Well, today I answered an ad in "Variety" from a talent agent...
Groovy!
Anyhoo... The agent guaranteed me a part in the next "Star Wars" movie as an android from the planet Clango. All I had to do was pay him an upfront fee of ten thousabd dollars...
Well, I hope you didn't pay him seeing how "Revenge of the Sith" was the last in that series! Late...
