I am Cornholedar, from the planet Mongo. I have come here to speak to the people of Earth to promote peace and freedom for all citizens, as we have already achieved this on my own planet...
Groovy!
I will be meeting with all heads of states to outline a road map for peace and prosperity for all nations. In the meantime, does anyone in the audience have a question for me..?
Yeah, I do... Did you know you look like a gay Artoo Detoo?
Okay, fucker! It's on now! We came in peace, but after that snide remark from the French-looking fag-boy in the first row, we'll be invading your planet and killing every living thing in our path!
